The lesson here is that you really can’t do paperwork with an infant around. She got this piece of paper in her mouth faster than you can blink. In the second it took me to grab her, she had already torn off a few pieces. I could see the scraps of paper stuck all over her tongue as I tried to scoop them out, but she was just as desperately trying to swallow them and hollering all the while. As you can see from the photo, I got a little of what I wanted and she got a little of what she wanted. I would probably call it a tie.