“Hey, why is it getting dark in here?
There better be a movie or an eye examination starting soon, cause I KNOW I’m not going to sleep right now.
Are you crazy? WHY are you getting in bed? Don’t tell me you’re going to try to sleep. Hey – does that guy know what you’re doing in here?
What? He’s in on it?!
Fine, lady, we’ll do it your way. Just let me take a deep breath so I can cry louder.”