Poop is not a strong enough word

I’m inclined to use strong language to express my displeasure with the cute little bundle of crap that is crapping and peeing all over the house. Poop is a family-friendly word that parents use to chronicle their newborn’s exploits. But really — stronger language is needed here when she manages to defile so much in such a short time.

First, her diaper, her blanket and couch again. Then her diaper, her nightgown, the blanket, the pack-n-play sheet, the bath towel under it followed by the changing pad, two cloth diapers and a wash cloth. This is during a one hour period while we’re already doing a load of her soiled everything.